What if you are caught?

Masturbation has long been taboo in society, but this only because so many of us don't want to discuss our private lives about where we are getting off, how we masturbate and that we don't need a partner to have sexual satisfaction. The reason that so many people are embarrassed when they are caught masturbating is because it is usually associated with the thought that if you are masturbating you must be horny but can't get a partner to please you.

Even sexually satisfied men and women will masturbate just because they like the feeling of getting of, the feeling of sexual pleasure is the major drive behind many people that are masturbating through out the world.

Masturbation is not easy to explain so what will you say if you are caught by your partner when you are masturbating outside of your relationship?

Simply tell them that you were having an urge and that they weren't around to satisfy you at this particular point in time so you decided safe self-sex was a good answer, and then run over and jump her bones. Masturbation doesn't mean that you have to be embarrassed when you tell her truthfully about why you are masturbating.

If you are caught masturbating by your boss, simply tell them that the whore down the hall had gotten you all worked up, only to tell you that it was a joke, so you are taking care of yourself and your business by masturbating to get her out of your mind and your body!

What if you are caught masturbating a restaurant bathroom, coatroom or in the movie theatre? Just get up and walk away is one answer. Most likely you don't even know these people anyway so why explain or make a big deal about it. If you can't get up and walk away just quit masturbating until they walk away and then you can fix yourself up, giggle about the situation later on, and hope that you never see those people again!